Free — no card, no catch

A consulting-grade code audit, for free

Connect your GitHub repo and get a deep, multi-pass analysis across security, testing, infrastructure, observability, and code quality. You get a scored report with findings, evidence, and line references — the kind of teardown a senior consultant would charge thousands for.

PDF report + shareable page. No sugarcoating.
What you get

A real report, not a list of lint warnings

Every roast produces a scored, shareable report with specific findings, evidence, and actionable fixes. Here's what one looks like.

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3.1 / 10
Overall Production Readiness
3.1 / 10 — Not Even Close

“It runs. That's the nicest thing I can say. Your service role key is in the browser, your errors vanish into the void, and your database will tap out under any real load.”

Five Pillars
DSecurity
FTesting
DInfrastructure
DObservability
CCode Quality
Sample Findings
CRITICAL
NEXT_PUBLIC_ prefix on Supabase service role key — full DB bypass exposed to browser
.env.local:7
HIGH
Empty catch blocks swallow errors silently across 14 call sites
src/lib/api.ts:31
HIGH
No connection pooling — new database connection opened per request
src/db/client.ts:5
+ 23 more findings across all pillars…
Shareable HTML page
Downloadable PDF report
Actionable fix-it plan
How it works

Three steps to the truth

01

Connect GitHub

Sign in with GitHub, install the app, and pick which repos to expose. Read-only access — we never write to your code.

02

Deep, multi-pass analysis

We clone your repos and run five separate audits — security, testing, infrastructure, observability, and code quality. This is thorough, not instant.

03

Report delivered to your dashboard

You'll get a scored report with specific findings, file references, and a fix-it plan. Download the PDF or share the page.

The five pillars

Five dedicated audits, one report

Each pillar runs its own deep analysis. No hand-waving, no generic advice — specific findings with file paths and line numbers.

Security

Security

Exposed secrets, injection vectors, auth gaps, OWASP top 10. Every finding includes the file, the line, and a fix-it suggestion.

Leaked API keysMissing CSRF protectionBroken auth flows
Testing

Testing

Coverage gaps, missing edge cases, brittle test patterns, untested critical paths. We flag what would break in prod.

Zero integration testsMocked-out realityUntested error paths
Infrastructure

Infrastructure

Deployment config, environment handling, Docker misses, CI/CD gaps, scaling bottlenecks hiding in your setup.

Running as rootNo health checksHardcoded env values
Observability

Observability

Logging blind spots, missing metrics, error tracking gaps. If it would leave you flying blind during an incident, we call it out.

Silent catch blocksNo structured loggingMissing alerting
Code Quality

Code Quality

Naming, patterns, duplication, complexity, error handling. The structural issues that compound into tech debt over time.

God componentsCopy-paste duplicationCircular dependencies
Ready?

Your code won't roast itself

Connect your GitHub, pick your repos, and submit. We'll run a thorough, multi-pass audit and deliver the report to your dashboard.

Free. No credit card. No catch. You can roast multiple projects.